Hi. I'm Mr. Skin.
Not my real name, of course, but if all you did since you were a kid was collect nude scenes from PG and R-rated movies, you'd want to conceal your warped sophomoric tendencies too. I've probably viewed over 10,000 movies, but don't ask me what they were about. I just fast-forwarded to the good parts.
Since I've been on over 500 radio shows throughout the world, I've become known as the world's leading expert on celebrity nudity in film, the idiot savant of celeb skin.
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